Once upon a time there was a Cockney called the Hitcher. He was green and wore a giant polo over his eye. He liked eels. He also liked to urinate on people's faces, comin' out of 'im like a yellow cable. It was not funny at all and really quite disgusting when he did this, but it was his way of showing love. So was raping. But he didn't rape ( Read more... )

Well, we all know the Doctor keeps getting younger and cuter...

...you know where I'm going with this.  I read it on someone else's page and couldn't help but repeat it.

Noel Fielding for 11!

(...I know.)

Okay, first.  I wanted to watch The Impossible Planet on PBS today, but our TV is broken, there was a party of girls in the second floor lounge, and some couple was making out in the first floor lounge.  I waited in the first floor for a while, but the couple wasn't going anywhere, so I gave up and went back to the second floor and quietly asked ( Read more... )

The site won't let me edit that last post for whatever reason (I wanted to add that I listed lots of dud choices and got my number one preference for everything.  Except career, but axe murder is just fine with me.)

But look at this!


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Choose five series (no peeking before you choose them), list them, and then answer the questions behind the cut.

1. Doctor Who
2. Boy Meets World
3. Frasier
4. Torchwood
5. Pushing Daisies

(How hard was it to leave out Heroes? Wow.)

1. Which is your favorite series from your list? And why?
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In thinking of Emma, I remembered this "fic" buried in the bowels on my laptop and decided it needed to be in a place where she can access it too. So, I know just posted, but this deserves its own space. Trust me on this.

Backstory: Emma and I were on our second long train trip to NYC to see LM, and we were bored with Uno and Fruit by the Foot and ( Read more... )

But this time it was facebook where I accidentally saw the spoiler.  Et tu, facebook?

Anyway, this is the part where I have to wait until after church tomorrow to watch the series finale because of Stacyfacy and her friend's stupid birthday party.  So, I'm going to kill time.  These are the conversations I have, courtesy of my text inbox.

SUNDAY:
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 OH MY GOD HOW SLOW AM I?

DOCTORWHO
OTDCROHWO
OTCRDHOWO
TOCRHWDOO
TORCHWOOD

...comes in so handy.

Loony + crayola clay + USB TARDIS =


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